There’s a Jordan Peterson joke in here somewhere

A conservative Christian straight white man. Everyone else is at risk

Because if you want to preserve the natural environment you need to stop replacing it with single family homes and parking lots. High density cities are also way more efficient with energy in multiple ways.

It suck living around so many people but it is one of the single most impactful ways to manage climate change.

This t-shirt would fuck

Yes first past the post elections are fucked, but that’s still the system we have and the one you have to operate under. If you refuse to vote against hitler because you don’t like the voting system, you still refuse to vote against hitler.

Wooosh

I can’t with you right now

One of my cats is a secret old one, and the other is a secret dog

Patents a way to deliver ads?

So if we just patent all the ways to push ads and never sell the rights we can stop all of this?!?

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Will the cost of going to the movies ever be reasonable again?

/s’nt

Trump may be an aspiring fascist dictator but this is giving him way too much credit

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This isn’t socialism it’s just taxes, or welfare. Of course the American system thinks welfare is socialism so there’s that.

You know things are bad when the onion uses direct quotes from a debate

Same, this woman is a living saint just like Rogers

I am once again asking programmers to explain the joke

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