dumbass

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Well the cake is a lie.

I droped LSD while working at a fuel station and it was the only time that people came back in to see my boss to tell them how great of a server I was. I even had a cool conversation with two cops who came in, which was terrifying because I also had my bong and weed in the toilet room behind them.

Rock, Animal skin, jaws.

yeah it is, it’s an odd concept to wrap your head around.

I’ll stop jacking it if you stop watching me, untill then imma be out there doing it San Diego style.

Shit put into a pill that you swallow.

yeah, I thought they were taking the piss!

Since when did the onion start reporting the news?

Just a good old fashioned, the enemy of my enemy is my friend situation.

It surprises me that there aren’t more shows like that, just some random dude bursting through your job calling you all twats and pointing out where you failed, then helping you fix it.

I want carwash nightmares or retail nightmares shows.

They now have enough salt to wage war on the slugs, the slugs win will be temporary until the ants weaponize the salt.

Maybe he’s born with it.

Maybe it’s poverty.

They’re just about to pass 1943.

NEVER!

That cartoon version of the old man kills me every time.

My primary school teacher called me a liar and a theif In front of the entire class because I had a months old document that teachers use for an assembly in my draw for some reason.