High school mentality.

Lorde’s “Yellow Flicker Beat” sounds like it was written for this guy.

That sounds more like a Canadian badger

Was it the same badger?

😲

American badger is a wolverine? Genuine question.

The survivors may be elite once they make it out the other side tho. Maybe that’s the deal. It’s like money laundering, but with people

I usually start with the doughnuts, then the beer, and go from there.

You’re not repackaging and selling it on for profit tho. That’s different and thus illegal because reasons

So, an oubliette, like someone else mentioned above 👍

Which one needed the jump start tho

There was a scifi short story from some time ago, wish I could remember the name, where one of them woke up, and realised all the others he’d signed up with, in the cryo chambers around him, had all been harvested for organs and body parts.

Maybe that’s why they are working on brain implants

They’ll just sack some more engineers to cut costs, and hire more sales & marketing.

“if I can’t have it, no one can!”

smashes all the toys before going home

Misleading headline.

They’re just fucking with him. Giving him some hope, then they’ll take it away again 😔

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It’ll be even more awesome when they add entangled AI to everything

That’s coz he’s asleep in court, facing hush money charges

They’ll probably try a strongly worded letter, and maybe even escalate to a condemnation if that doesn’t work.

Yeah, theme’s rookie numbers when it comes to corruption. She’s not even good at negotiating proper bribes 🙄