Yeah, cuz the President can just come down there and wave some magic pixie dust around like a goddamn job fairy and fix things up 🙄

Reminds me a lot of Infinite Craft https://neal.fun/infinite-craft/ (except with more restricted combinations)

I work in a sandwich place that sells fairly large chocolate chip cookies. The bags we put them in are labeled as containing 4 servings. Buncha nonsense.

Haven’t you already had one-of-everything?

Sure, but what about second one-of-everything?

Even though I had the model 2 growing up, I really like the model 1 Genesis/Megadrive. Had a kind of futuristic/sci-fi vibe to me.

Man that contract builder one is hell on my red-green colorblindness

Them: Make America Great Again!

So, like the 1950s?

Them: Yeah!

When corporate tax rates and union membership were much higher?

Them: Not like that!

Ah but see, there’s juuuuust enough left for the execs to still get their bonuses, and we wouldn’t to deny them their bonuses lest they stop “creating jobs”. And they really needed more corporate tax cuts, so we can’t tell people not to vote against their own interests because then that’s not in the company’s interest.

tl;dr get fucked peasants

they will find out very quickly

If they were going to realize it, they would’ve realized it after the first Trump term (and 2020 especially). They’ll continue to eat up lies that blame whatever marginalized group they’re hating that day.

But at least I could die knowing those assholes died first

Ok, but hear me out: nuke the inauguration. Sorry people in/around DC.

So they voted to have their faces eaten

So the PS2 is right around the corner again? Sweet!

Holy shit this is an insane bit of trivia for work tomorrow, thanks Squid

As long as we don’t have it the other way around with soup trying to microwave fish

Shit shit shit

I threw in a bonus one, you’re welcome

At first I read that title as “a free browser based on Tiger Electronics style” and I was really confused trying to figure out how such a browser would look/work

This reads like an AI thesaurus repost, you should link to the original Eurogamer article or the game itself instead

It seems these are two separate actions they’re talking about. One is spinning off the cable networks they own like CNBC, MSNBC, USA, etc. and making a separate company for that (probably because cable is dying and they want to shed the dead weight).

The second item is to find another company to work with in offsetting some of the losses they’ve incurred from running Peacock, which they want to keep as part of the main company (despite its apparent shortcomings).