Everbody is collapsing into their lower back and would be way imbalanced in real life. Running would be painful with that posture.

Yeah I just wanted to play the arena combat.

I wanted to buy a $40 deck builder game with cool IP, they wanted to sell me a $70 AAA production with a bunch of external stuff that I found pretty boring.

I ended up not buying.

I think in the second half you’re asking whether butches are more likely to be toppy and femmes are more likely to be bottomy.

I think there’s probably some positive correlation there but butchness and toppiness are distinct concepts.

Their money is now in azure. Os and app suites are a declining business, but they help with azure lock in.

I’ve known her for over 25 years. She got married to my college roommate. For the two of us, this joke is out of bounds.

I have a friend I exchange memes with and I can’t send it to her for risk of it being interpreted romantically. Now that’s an interesting little wrinkle of communication.

Probably divorced.

Tim Cook is a greaseball.

Where my cheeky FlyNap sniffers at?

Hanging out with Shandling, Jean Shepard, and Woz sounds like a good time.

Unfortunately Garry is no longer available.

Oh rest assured I’m not gonna read it.

Perhap$ he can be per$uaded

We all know it’s going to be finished by Brandon Sanderson, the Computer Associates of moribund, out-of-control fantasy series.

On that Apple shit

Big guy means big legs and those makes me happy.

Wow he’s had a ton of work.

It’s gonna get attempted to be stolen by local election officials.

If not, attempted to be stolen by governors

If not, attempted to be stolen by congress

If not, attempted to be stolen by the Supreme Court

Everyone should still vote, but that’s gonna be step 1.

Do they not realize people are broke?

Now that would be low. If it is true.

TIL that my vagina evolved before bees…