I prefer the one where you randomly sort the array until all elements are in order. ( Bogosort )

Everything going according to plan. Make life on earth so terrible that bad man’s Mars mission starts sounding like an option

To them it probably is. I’ve seen literal posts ( or GitHub comments - I forgot ) where they are raging their fps dropped from 420 to 370 with the latest patch and that the game is now completely unplayable!

They have a point complaining because the patch had a big fps drop, but the game is unplayable? At 370fps? Gtfo xD.

There’s people playing on a lot less than that.

Due to budget cuts the heat shield for re-entry was cut. Thanks to these budget cuts we gave everybody in the lower echelons of your company a big fat bonus.

We hope you have a pleasant stay in space.

I looked into that at one point, but 15$/month is quite steep just for that ( imo )

What could go wrong when you let an ad company dictate the browser standards/rules.

I know we have Firefox and some forks like librewolf, but percentage wise it feels like a lost battle ( even if I am on Firefox ).

If only people switched en masse to Firefox for the ad blocker. Wouldn’t that be something… One big collective FU to Google.

Oh well. One can dream I guess.

If it’s too hard to protect, you shouldn’t have it in the first place.

So all the misery in the world is related to webdevs trying to parse html with regex?

You bastards.

I also wonder what the OS is like. I need things like OxygenOS from OnePlus or something close to stock android.

All the bullshit UI from Samsung or Huawei or whatever is just atrocious. Terrible UI, no longtime support. Extra account shoehorned in.

Missed opportunity due complain about recall, bloatware, spyware and ads in an OS people pay for.

One can be used in an airport/aircraft/train and the other can not.

One is fit for travelling and the other is not

But then how can we monitize our gamers if we can’t run at the kernel level and do whatever we want?

We’re selling games at an overpriced rate and putting tons of gambling and Mtx in our games. But this is unsustainable. We’ll go bankrupt at this rate! Just last week we had a meeting with the CEO complaining he couldn’t buy his fifth luxury boat because he had spent that years bonus on his 2nd aircraft. He said heads might start to roll at this rate to keep the company float. Where are we supposed to find the money to index 5% on the wages.

Some upper manager somewhere. Probably

We have confiscated all the laptops we could find sir. They had a TERMINAL open. Filthy hackers!

To be honest my steam Deck doesn’t go that far beyond 4h either on a single charge when I lower all the settings.

I think the problem there is that there’s a lot of workplaces looking for extra people. Losing 1/5th of your workforce, but not financially is how I assume employers look at it.

The fact people are more efficient probably doesn’t mean more efficient than working 8 extra hours to them.

I could really do with a 4day workweek. And I don’t mean working 40h in 4 days.

The .htaccess file does nothing on nginx though.

I guess they might lose customers, but the ad revenue will offset it. Which could be a win for them. Less cars to produce for the same amount of money. If they survive everybody else will probably just follow suit. Like the car functionality subscriptions.

I’m just sad we reached this point.

Ban targeted advertising. Ban data gathering. You won’t even have to deal with the f***ing cookie banners anymore.

This. I used to have a bunch of the games backed up on a hard drive because copying the files over & patching was faster than redownloading it.

Belgium has a Labor day as well. “Dag van de arbeid”

Tabs for indenting and spaces for aligning. There. Everybody wins and loses.

This way the code always looks aligned and if you prefer 4 spaces for a tab instead of 2 or 3 or 8 you can just set it in your IDE.

Crisis averted!