I mean you’d within a generation self-select for every country to run an Andrew Tate type as leader.

i think theyre referring to the mnemonic

King Phillip Came Over From Great Spain

=

Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species

and theyre saying they should add Domains to this (that precedes Kingdom)

Also the next thing Moses does after Mt Sinai is go and genocide an entire nation. Also the previous thing Moses did before Mt Sinai was genocide an entire nation with God-powered finger-lasers

No. zootopia, paw patrol etc all count

one of my fave bits when someone mentions the “red white and blue” is to go “…North korea?”

Robert: “Speaking of murdering kids”

Sophie: “Jesus Christ Robert”

Robert: “Buy these products instead”

Sophie: “ok I guess”

those who play games, and those who are LGBTQIA+ are both people

Same, I think often about when I met my school bully a few years after we left high school and I was back home over summer break working a temp job, he was the supervisor. He told me to quit the job, leave my home town and enjoy my life. Sounds like a stupid movie cliche I know. Anyway he was obviously depressed and kept talking about how school was the halcyon days.

I guess I’m grateful school was shit as I have gone on to know what not to look for from situations and what I want and need from friends and work.

including others in your kink without permission is a violation of consent, easy break up - this man does not respect boundaries, and does not practice SSC/RACK

I have a great deal of job security by not being a software engineer and knowing “how to code”

they love me at my job in supply chain b2b marketing because I can build an API connector to the DoT database, and build a simple savings calculator in WordPress that connects to hubspot and Salesforce, or I can parse 20 csvs and exclude all duplicates in python…

all low level stuff but if you don’t know what a variable even is it seems like magic

if’n you don’t know, Adrian Chiles has the most hilariously tepid column of all time

to be fair a weird looking powerful warrior woman would give me a fucking boner of steel

what the fuck are you talking about?

a platypus filthy casual?

I keep a message chain to myself for new words - here’s my most recent:

architectonics, antimonies, deracinated, vituperative, idempotent, moither, uxorious, voussoir, integumented, exuviated, entelechy.

I used to troll with mine and spell out my name, phone number, email address, website, all twice.

Most voice-mails I got were like “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY IS YOUR MESSAGE SO LONG”

top kek

well as the old joke goes

“what has three legs and a cunt on top?”

“a drum stool”

America can’t be world police for 60 years and then be surprised when other countries have opinions

“but he works through the night!”

because he’s shit at his job

_ (sic) as a variable name is often used when a function returns multiple outputs but you only want one

 def my_function:
      return 1, 2, 3

 _, two, _ = my_function()