Alpha software needs a Dev jail, just like alpha males need a real jail.

Don’t. Marry. Her.

How do they permaban you? By IP address? I can’t see how they could verify a new user being the same person as a old one. Email address is trivial to get around too.

I won’t call you back unless you leave a voicemail. Too many years in IT did this to me. I NEED to know wtf you are calling about.

Microslop Microslop Microslop. Microslop?

People called me paranoid when I said this would happen someday…

Quiet, piggy.

As a American, good. Somebody needs to lead and it damn sure isn’t us.

Kind of like the inventor of bitcoin they found?

Dude, go back to page 38, that chick is HOT!

I AM THE ONE WHO TROUBLES!

He is…

The most interesting mountain man in the world.

Don’t forget car dealerships!

The COWARD network reported this?

I dove way deep into this and I’m fairly certain at least a few people discovered who it was… And then they decided not to release that info because of potential harm to “Max”, on numerous levels. And I’m OK with that, if that’s the case I don’t really want any of us to know.

I will not retrace the steps taken to arrive at that conclusion for anyone, either. First rule of fight club and all…

I’m not a Luddite, shit just has to be reliable and actually useful without violating my privacy. Wait a minute…

Pluto is a planet and you will never convince me otherwise.

I can actually game with one, and I’ve outright worn out 3. They last longer than traditional mice too.

Try to prosecute that, bitch!

But you already do that…