Can you fucking imagine? Your family pays for your funeral and has the service, says their goodbyes, and finally buries you, only to realize they forgot to put your dignity in the casket with you, talk about a whoopsie daisy!

Believe it or not, straight to ticket town.

Well, ya know what Grammy always said:
Hope in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one fills up faster…

Coming on Lemmy and complaining in ShowerThoughts that there are too many Lemmy users complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers

Don’t it just break your heart?

No u

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Death penalty.

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Shame on Sunshine for not reading!

No u

Dang, that too bad because none of their shit was hilarious…

This is Mark Hoppus from blink-182

:shocked-picachu:

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Duh.

Best I can do is Libarbarians

Like 93% of humans…

I put cigs out and put the butt’s in the back pocket of my jeans, it’s my asstray

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