Cue the Kelsey Grammer growl.

I’d rather not.

I really think the activists should start using Narco Subs to get the aid in. It might be more effective than surface ships.

I can ride a bike to a coal plant from my house. Thing’s almost as ugly as the five-over-one across the street from my house.

The tinnitus in my right ear sounds exactly like a CRT. Imagine being stuck with that sound for life.

I will never not think of that Whose Line bit whenever I see a post that’s just Meow.

Ant Accessible text is best accessible text.

COCAINE

I thought it said debugging for a moment and was about to say something about the DMCA.

Bro your jaw must be absolutely jacked.

The hate is as old as computing.

I remember Clark’s guys faked a video of Sheridan when he didn’t give them what they wanted.

Man literally stole a plot point from Babylon 5.

I’ve been using Linux for just about my entire adult life, except for a brief experience with Windows Vista, and I don’t know what x11 and Wayland are. I just know Linux does what I want without bogging itself down with weird shit.

If you want to get food aid into Gaza, it might be best to smuggle it in using drones or cartel subs.

How in the world did I manage to agree with a Walton about something?

Let’s hope this causes more Perot-esque vote spoilers on the right wing.

Well, he does believe he can fly.