The Guardian is welcome on Lemmy anytime.

Universe: whoops let me fix that.

Like the horror of this code is wrong but the program works.

Very close. But a little too soon.

At least it’s better than unalived, which strikes me as especially dystopian with the self-censorship.

Microsoft: Our computer.

Fantastic ideas.

Maybe I’m being stupid but a trivial way to ensure this is just don’t connect it to the Internet in any way. No SIM card. Cut it off from the Internet after setup, and only connect to a LAN with your chosen services all physically isolated from any internet machines.

It was hardly worth the old price.

The truck already highlights that this person might not be the best decision maker. Blocking the sidewalk underlines their lack of concern for others.

2nd. They’re for texture in the soup.

Interesting study. However, I think we’re past the point of studies informing our decisions here in the US. I still thought it was really interesting to read.

Fuck you, face!

Nose flies off in an arc.

Critical hit.

You’re now a program manager.

That definitely sounds like a feature that should be added. I remember when you couldn’t even export your subscriptions.

I’m not sure about this app especially, but I hate that my bank personally has so many restrictions on the app usage but I can also just use a web browser on God knows what with who knows what extensions installed and they’re all like sure, come on in!

The intended chair is a huge fan of data caps to increase profits, so I’ll give you one guess.

I can barely tolerate guests. No way can I do that to myself let alone make someone stay with me who has no say in the matter.

$1/mb is now the only plan in your area.

ISPs generally have few to zero competition, so I expect this will generally be awful in face of deregulation.