You’re gonna eat the dildo?
hopesdead
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•🔥Leaked copy of the Epstein Files🔥
6·3 days agocock ring falls onto the floor making a loud thud
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Nicki Minaj to spotlight plight of Nigerian Christians in UN speech arranged by White HouseEnglish
7·3 days agoI only respected her for Steven Universe.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•THIS is real. There is an app that allows you to text with Jesus
21·4 days agoDamn, you saw this first.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•THIS is real. There is an app that allows you to text with Jesus
9·4 days agoThat first sentence had me startled.

EDIT: Looks at second text. Is this secretly Winn Adami?
Not as crazy as the side job with Grimes in Cyberpunk 2077, which suspendedly he was in the studio for at times.
Doesn’t matter unless they work at HQ in Irvine. Still wouldn’t matter then.
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politics @lemmy.world•Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's received threats amid deepening feud with Trump
17·5 days agoAccording to the FBI’s own website, this might qualify.

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politics @lemmy.world•Trump says ‘no one knows what magnets are’ during bizarre Oval Office exchange
34·9 days agoJesus Christ. Charlie Kelly is smarter than him.
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PC Gaming@lemmy.ca•New Harassment Allegation Emerges From Inside Activision Blizzard, This Time at Lakeline OfficeEnglish
11·12 days agoWell they have to be convicted first.
hopesdead@startrek.websitetoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Article: Musk aligning himself with global far-right, anti-immigration Neo-Fascists and using X to spread hate, says The Guardian
431·12 days agoDidn’t we leave over a year ago? JFC are people slow.
If they had gotten the same actor who played the college football player, that would have made it better. They made a call back to the sketch in one of the East-West Bowl sketches where a player is named AY AY RON.
I feel like this could have been a Key and Peele sketch.
Pretty much one of the best sketches they did.
If one of you’ll says some silly ass name, this whole class is gonna feel my wrath.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•FIFA to award new peace prize at World Cup draw in WashingtonEnglish
34·15 days agoI don’t even follow sports, and I was outraged by Russia being awarded host in 2018. All the experts said England should have won that bid.
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politics @lemmy.world•Kentucky official reminds residents they can't vote for New York City mayor
11·16 days agoNational politics has gotten convoluted if you hallucinate an election. What exactly did people think was on this non-existent ballot? If it was all about New York City then that is really sad.
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politics @lemmy.world•‘WAKE UP NEW YORK!’ GOP Congressman Posts 9/11 Footage of Plane Slamming Into World Trade Center in Unhinged Attack on Mamdani
8·16 days agoWhat the fuck is wrong with society?
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World News@lemmy.world•Ex-IDF Legal Chief Who Leaked Sde Teiman Rape Video Arrested After Going MissingEnglish
10·17 days agoIt’s called racism.


I still don’t understand it after all these years.