It seems to be based on how the website is interpreting the browser. I got mine correct but with the battery mentions Firefox and a removed API. I wasn’t using Firefox.

I thought this was AI slop when I read about this days ago.

Mumbles to himself: This is the fucking stupidest timeline.

Racial discrimination being outlawed is a form of discrimination? Excuse me. Did I just read that correctly?

Are we sure this isn’t some guerrilla marketing for a movie?

I’m sure there are people who will argue that Back to the Future Part II was the worst of the trilogy. Part III might be the best.

Actually, you are the one who is instigating each time. If you didn’t ask Finster to make a monster or send Puddy Patrollers, the Power Rangers wouldn’t be fighting you.

But you also put Goldar in charge a lot and he wasn’t the brightest person.

Am I misidentifying the person here? Can I say I say that Space Karen here makes me tremble when saying “my child”?

I say that successful athletes get a pass all the time. People still praise Kobe despite being a rapist.

What is with the need to push out a second generation device so soon. It feels just like yesterday they released this, the first one.

That they were fucking.

Wait, so are the things we suspected true?

I meant Leia and Luke.

That’s not gonna put a stop to the staged assassination attempts.

Say it with me everyone: GENOCIDE.

Didn’t he also invite his kids?

Seriously there are multiple headline updates conflicting with each other. At this point I need a interview with the Secret Service agent who was shot to believe anything.

Why not just ban smoking?

Do the Danish have anything to say about this?

Based on previous headlines, this sounds very normal.