Draw me like one of your French skeletons…

Since when? Either you bothered them, or they just came close to you out of curiousity. Stop pretending that an entire species of animals are assholes just because you are too ignorant to even try to understand them.

stop demonizing wasps ffs. they’re just trying to live

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Are you implying that birds are not animals?

Does the job also involve supervising their child slaves?

Consume

The president of what?

No, it means that births in the voice chat are allowed if you record it prior to putting it there.

Shame I don’t have it saved, but I remember that one “GIVING BIRTH IN THE VOICE CHAT IS FORBIDDEN” message…

In an event where multiple crows are killed simultaneusly and delibirately, it’s a murder murder.

You can pry em dashes out of my cold, dead hands.

Wow. Thank you for providing us with this mindblowing breakthrough, I’m sure that every Christian will immediately renounce their faith when they stumble into this comment.

Girls don’t get horny or fart, everyone knows that.

… You realise that that’s because a forum moderator has no meaningful amount of actual power, right?

If a war liberates kills a woman in a country you’ve never heard of, and no one posts about it on social media, did the liberation killing even happen?

fixed it

Just find yourself a nice and skilled handyman/handywoman/handyperson, both problems solved.

Pro tip (no pun intended): use a wet q-tip to clean your ear first, then a dry one. Pure euphoria.

Ugh I hate it when dog owners don’t pick up their dog’s poop 🙄

Well, when you’re a multimillionare, you can have a lot more tater time!