That car is also very likely to make a kid never grow up in yet another way.

Ah yes, “the” civil war.

You can also use a chive leaf as a straw. It’ll affect the taste, but it’s fun to eat it afterwards

don’t even do a good job cleaning them.

yeah, if they’re shitty ones

How would you get that much stuff out of a store without getting caught? Slipping a candy bar in your bra or a can in your bag is easy, but when you’ve gained 5+ kg of weight in the store, the cashier might get a tad bit suspicious. I guess you could make multiple trips, but I think cashiers or guards would notice when the same person has gone into the store 9 times without buying anything.

You forgot one thing:

Good enough for ya?

What if it collected the waste into some kind of chamber with a built-in microscope (combined with a window so you don’t touch the shit), so that you could have a look at it yourself, as a little science project? Fun for the whole family!

Who doesn’t want their Instagram followers to know about their UTI before they do?

colonialism not poggers :(

I think that’s a factor as well as the rapture bs, but from what I’ve seen, this type of people tend to be even more racist towards Palestinians.

A lot of racists are also Zionists because even though they hate Jews, they hate Arabs and Muslims more.

I wonder what the target audience of this product is…

No, actually this isn’t a part of his body, but rather a piece of equipment worn to prevent him from biting itchy areas.

Aren’t those cages kind of like reverse aquariums?

Stay inside in your nice sterile house if nature is too scary.

The problem is also with the fact that when there’s no leaves, bugs and other small animals have nowhere to stay over the winter or lay their eggs.

How about not having lawns in the first place?

Oh no! Are there completely harmless animals outside?! How scary!