Ignotum

USA is really quite safe, just remember to not be black or a woman

Oh and wear a ballistics vest if you’re going anywhere near a school

“Design is fine, is just user error”
- every designer ever

But they already are, they believe in the holy trinity quadrity; the father, the son and the holy spirit, and trump

I have seen some sermons talking like this was the case at least

Please don’t “vote god”
Voting third-party like that is just wasting your vote, vote for one of the real candidates (preferable the non-felon one)

- Guitar Solo

Yeah that’s what the joke i was going for, if you’re super wealthy then he’s the candidate for you since he’ll do anything you tell him to if you just “donate” enough

There’s only one explanation

So Trump then, he’s easily pushed around, if you have money that is

Who’s John and how long has he and Zoidberg been together?

Hey don’t slutshame, let’s keep this a hotplug-positive community

“If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”

• mushrooms

As someone still laying in bed, scrolling Lemmy instead of doing chores

Just remember, the only thing that can stop a bad person exhibiting strong emotions is a good person exhibiting strong emotions

In stasis, it bends but won’t break us
Aurelia, majestic as a lion’s roar embodies her
Terranean, threaten and shield us
Endanger, recoil and rewind the tapes
She’s born again
[…]
Medusa, a haunting allure
Elusive ectoplasmic residue
She’ll dance for you
Inducing hydro-cosmic dreams in you
Of eternal blue

Please don’t pull it out, it’s a load-bearing fork

Howdy

Oh but we started doing that waay before armageddon started

Indomitable human spirit step aside, the indomitable human horniness is here

Yes thank you for coming here on such short notice,
please go boom the people that keep calling us boomers

Ok Boomer

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