Spagacos

Watch out for that boulder, Piggy

It’s the airport code. City starts with P, ends with D, X is just there if they build more airports in the future.

Only Taylor Ham? No other brands of PORK ROLL?!???

You could definitely eat it on those stairs

Gotta crush them candies!

I bet those people shoved in the back corners are even more pissed to be there

I hope I can stay on top of that height requirement twice a year.

How is 1 MORE than enough? Is enough 0?

Pick up that can

Maybe spell the insult correctly the next time you try to insult someone’s intelligence?

Shouldn’t he be out chasing the Roadrunner through a painted-on train tunnel?

LEGO

Captain Kirk Day

Even if their files are released, will anyone trust they are complete?

I sing the song Wonder Boy but I replace Wonder with the cat’s name.

Where do I sign?

This is definitely proposed by someone who runs a farm and wants free labor.

Stop sending your kid’s smiley face emoji

A Utahn?