Aren’t there like a dozen programs that do this for free?

God, can’t we PLEASE eat something else for once!?

“lol no look out here cums more”

And led to the curse of painful childbirth.

But then they wouldn’t get to cosplay as action heroes.

They might just toss you in with the $1.50 hot dogs if you ask nicely.

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=butts

They’ve really got it all!

It’s a shame so many people don’t want to raise their quarter children. Deadbeats.

Quizno’s had a steak/cheddar sub with this mustardy BBQ sauce that I can still remember pretty vividly.

I love it. I hope everyone stops using them. I can’t believe I ever supported them. But I think they’ll be hard to get rid of, because they were allowed to shove out the cabs in most areas. Illinois drivers actually created their own app, which is epic. But it took years of work and I have no idea where to start, but I hope more states see that kind of effort.

I’m literally ashamed at my own naivete. I wasn’t thinking. But I just thought it was a fun fluke photo. :(

I wish you many happy years of fisting each other enthusiastically!

Prepare your white balls for my red and brown COCK

JOHNNY DOLLAR IN…URINE FOR A SURPRISE!

I’ve been driving (passengers, not food) for 2 years and you really can’t imagine how predatory and exploitative it is these days. Gas prices way up, fares way down, and Uber just spent $10 billion in our stolen wages on driverless vehicles to replace us. I’m trying to get out ASAP.

Edit: Also, just wanted to add that it’s $5.68/hr BEFORE gas and wear-and-tear expenses.

Late Night Sue already left the actual station decades ago, sadly. Now they’re just replacing Sue’s prerecorded voice track, which they send to all the affiliates to splice in with their ads.

For context, here is an actual Uber Eats offer to a driver from 5 days ago:

Me, too. Used to be 4,700 locations, now down to about 150, apparently.