First game, the missions as you’re getting to know Bonnie and helping her out around her ranch. It just felt like so many old Western movies and country songs. I wanted them to find a way to be together. :(

Just as long as nothing else complicates the next elections! 🤭

Don’t waste my time with imitation crab, PLEASE. Just provide my societally acceptable excuse to eat a carton of fried cream cheese and I will pay you.

I bet it was salt-tea.

Ha, if you can even call them that!

I think it’s adorable y’all think a crab needs a dildo to violate you. Fuck around and find out though.

They banged, didn’t they? Either way, I didn’t want to picture naked 'Loaf fucking Tim Curry in drag, but there it is. THERE IT IS.

😬

Am I supposed to be in a group chat? Well, shit. Now I also want to know the incident that excluded me from every group chat.

My first thoughts are Johnny Rockets / Steak ‘N’ Shake / Old-Timey Jukebox.

This is exactly why my local Dunkin Donuts stopped serving topologists.

I only learned this a few months ago here on Lemmy and still don’t believe it. It’s magic. You think you’re going to “get it” (trick it) this time, but nope! Still works somehow!

It’s a hard sound, guh-pegg.

Personally, I usually default to png/poonj.

Nice, so I can read all I want on keto?

I think I’m good.

His grave should be the only location where public dedication is legalized.

Oh, Lord, this guy really drank the Kool-Aid. (jk)

Classic ophiocordyceps fungi shit.

For me it’s RDR1. I still haven’t beaten the second one just so I can “still have more to play.”

Let’s circulate a letter about this ASAP!

That’s called “sounding,” right?