That was the day OP learned to slice bread like a machine.

The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam in Southend-on-Sea.

Love the sinner, not the sin.

Strawberry eclair so it blends in.

Oh, I’ve touched a horse.

Agree to disagree.

I wish women’s screams still riled me. It’d sure make mornings a lot easier.

Fyi, on arcade cabinet high scores, the three characters provided are just enough to spell out ASS, if you’ve got the gumption.

I know I shouldn’t, but I’m bad!

I doubt anyone can prove they’re AI.

I hate that I missed out on Conan’s talk show years, because I was going to kill on there with my humorous vignettes.

WE’RE NOT GOING BACK!!!

Get out and vote, people! Let’s not wake up a few months from now and find we’ve re-elected Donald Trump.

Edit: You guys really dislike fat tigers.

As in “FWD: FW: Fwd: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw:?”

Or…?

I’m at a bar on my phone, but this sounds like a perfect job for AI.

Edit:

This person makes really beautiful digital art that features a lot of power lines. I think it’s really cool. Example:

Relevant username.

Yeah, I’ve seen it in the south and in Utah, both very religious, very odd areas.

You don’t care so much about Jesus’ blood covering up your sins unless you’ve got some shit to cover up.

That helps air out the diaper a little.

Life…uh…finds a way here at Jurassic Park.