Hands would be a lot less evolutionarily useful if they couldn’t reach your mouth.

Coloradans be like “just look at the mountains smh”

Do they actually dam everything or just build a nest?

Sweet ergomech laptop

If I’m sore I probably take 3 ibuprofen every 4 hours.

I think they call them devops now.

I don’t know a fucking thing about Romanian law but this sounds 100% normal. If it’s to your advantage to delay then your lawyer will delay.

Gen Z uses💀to mean laughing from what I understand.

You realize that voting process is organized by individual states and hence is completely different depending on where you live, right? Some states are quite good about it and some are not.

Or just stray dogs apparently

Mounds/Almond Joy. Yuck. Always threw those out as a kid (well OK probably gave them to my mother).

Early voting is a better solution to the problem than making it a day off, though.

Leave memos around the party talking about your experiments, on Umbrella Corp letterhead

There’s a whole family of fairies!

Kids and their audiovisual memes. In my day [we had to rely on text](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BIFF_(Usenet\)).

Yes it was originally distributed as a stand alone flash animation.

Presumably because they are continually picking up new players from younger age groups while retaining many older players, but I don’t really have any interest in those games so I don’t know much about them. I’m not really seeing how this directly relates to my comment, either.

Or uh maybe old games are still good and it makes sense to provide an easy way for newer generations to play them? If a record label remasters a Beatles album do we get mad over that? Music doesn’t have an expiration date so why should games?

It turns out that a German word for ticket is…“ticket”

It does take a pretty long time to get a supernova if you’re starting from scratch.