Agreed! Might be better phrased as,

"We’ve made so many advancements that 2023 Tim Cook would look at 2024 Tim Cook utterly horrified at his own ineptitude, and look at a mirror while holding up a big L on his forehead before giving himself an atomic wedgie.

I’m not a fan of the whole “atomic wedgie” bit either, feels dated

Hey

If you don’t blast the sound then what even is the point

Anyone who buys into Will.I.Am’s hype is automatically the wrong person to run anything more than a lemonade stand

Also, gave a platform to “John of God”. She’s sketchy AF

Nope, I had lots this year. It’s been lovely

Microplastics

Whoops, guess I’m now the enemy of a hundred million Americans

My bad

Aww, thanks! Consider me slightly more educated than when I awoke this morning :)

I still don’t know what ich_iel is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

The idea of “robot dreams” is no longer the exclusive domain of fiction.

No, LLMs are not AGI. They don’t dream, and hallucinations don’t count.

Thanks! I was intending for it to be more of a shitpost, but I guess I’m not very good at those, it turns out

Lol whoops, I meant to give a wrong answer, my bad

1. Pick some friends that you like
2. Download “I Am Never Going To Give You Up” by Rick Roll
3. Put the song on the disk in very low quality .mp3
4. Give the disks away as “fun, retro” drink coasters
5. Watch as they use the coasters, unaware that you Rick Rollered them

Mmm, the neon green lines really sell the putrification.

I’ll place your Lemmy Cesium award in a safe place, where it will not be exposed to water

Oh snap, super my bad then

No, I’m just shit-posting, my bad

Those two kids look like they’re related. They may also be neighborhood troublemakers, from the look of that baseball bat the one is holding.

Also, that’s a weird looking bush in the background, pretty sure that’s either AI or UI

On the top, a bright, clear sunny day, a few picturesque clouds in the sky.

At the bottom, a river, once clean, where corporate logos such as Google and Microsoft sit, partially submerged, stains spreading into the waters around them.

In the middle, a bridge: well constructed across and overtop the river, across which various Fediverse logos are crossing

I dunno, I’m not a graphic designer

This reads like it was written by AI