Have you ever smoked? Because I assure you you’re wrong about this.

Anxiety zucchini

That’s by design. Remember what a revolving door his first administration was? He learned from that and surrounded himself with spineless sycophants this time around.

This seems like a volume problem. How many dishes are you washing at a time? I do the dishes after every meal so it’s never a lot at once.

Yes, short for doggo.

They’ve got no right to be so pretty.

Yesterday

Please do go ahead and split the republican vote you fucking trash GOP sycophant.

It’s a rare fruit punch mouth shark.

'Cause I’m not planning on going solo

She made a comment once to the effect that no woman should have hair below the eyebrows. I’m sure she’s probably had all of her body hair lasered off.

Way ahead of ya friend.

I have a well and a reverse osmosis system, and the water is amazing. I’ve never had water that tastes so good.

I’ve had that - peach, prosciutto, and burrata with a balsamic glaze on a white pie. Delicious.

Yay, you go Sandy! And you go, Launches!

I absolutely would eat that.

You can see his eyes.

Whiskey. Over two decades later and I still can’t stand it.

This is dumb but I never realized how much of her face Liza Minelli got. It’s like she did a parthenogenesis.