Somebody gonna tell her that she’s famous AF on Lemmy? 🙇🏽‍♂️🔥

Fucksake. 🥹

Wary*

Also, Witcher has some heart-punch right-in-the-feels moments in side quests, FFS. 😶 Even when you’re purposely avoiding what you know is gonna be an emotional wringer in a prominent quest line, they cut ya while you’re wandering around? Genius. Damn. 🤌🏾🙇🏽‍♂️

Fuck, really? Fishing? Christ on a scooter, WTF.

Now, that’s clever. 🤪

Warframe has always been Barbie for mech weeboos. 🤌🏽

Nope, too much piss. Also, “peed while in the bathtub together” is a bit too far, and that’s not even including possible eye contact. To illustrate: what simple thing makes eating a banana in public creepy/hot? Eye contact. You do you, but stay outta my tub.

Good tip, though the water:piss ratio still stands.

Similar to the water:piss ratio regarding (US?) swimming pools, insofar as the knowledge that the “nostalgic” smell of swimming pools is not the comforting presence of chlorine so many believe it to be, and is in fact the confirmation of a volume of piss in the water that is rapidly nearing the extent of said chlorine’s capacity to neutralize (sapped also by ceaseless sunshine & innumerable contaminants hitching rides on patrons’ oblivious meatsacs).

In short: if you smell “pool”, someone(s) have pissed in it. A lot.

Let’s be fair, here.

He “got shot” as much as your uncle “caught” that one fish before it “got away”.

He “got shot” as much as a “special teams” player is “part” of a football team.

He “got shot” as much as OJ’s glove “didn’t fit”.

He “got shot” like Lincoln didn’t.

Motherfucker “got shot” as much as his fans can read.

“Everywhere” would imply the entire map is red, thanks.

The GOP does not hug — that’s for their priests and children

Petroleum? That tracks.

Is there Mardi Gras?

Fair point.

You’ve not met m(any) US cops, I take it?

Damn. Absolutes got me again. 🤪

No one flips Red on a whim.