You’re not gonna like what replaces it.

He’ll probably respond with more military aid.

Then why do I see so many people talking about issues like abortion as if all men are against it and all women are for it?

Better to try than to do nothing.

Hopefully he was also joking about possibly voting for Trump.

More like a quarter.

This time it’ll be the same, except it will be a Cybertruck.

The real nightmare is the kerning.

Not even close, by many orders of magnitude.

Haven’t the poor suffered enough?

The distinction between a “real” Nazi and a Hitler fanboy is too fine to matter.

Man, we’re getting close to the point where the release a game at the same time as its remaster.

I wish.

Also what I was taught in US Spanish classes.

Almost every programming language uses 0.

Hate to break it to you, but almost every language uses 0-based indexing.

Mathematicians and computer scientists are natural enemies.

Badgers? We don’t need no stinking badgers!

People on the other side don’t deserve a mnemonic.

Made me feel like I was crazy the first time I installed pedals on a bike.