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This is basically the basis of the patent system. Patent too generic? Add more details!

The Simpsons already did it

“My loyal advisor,” said the king, “I must grant you a reward for your many years of good service. What is it that you desire?” And the advisor asked the king, “Sire, simply give me one grain of rice on the first square of the chessboard, two on the second square, four on the third square and so forth until all sixty-four squares are filled.” “Such a small thing?” said the king. “It shall be done at once.” And so the advisor was given all the rice in the kingdom.

Yes

I would hope that any competent person can see that this can not end well.

Google must know that they are not a monopoly in search.

Number of search queries is such a bad metric for quality of your product. If your search is trash then the user is going to need more queries to get a satisfactory answer. That is, until they stop using your service of course.

TV tech is nudging ever further into Torment Nexus territory.

No problems with my Anker hub.

What about one of the old C&C games that just got open sourced by EA?

I have no mouth and I must screamdeck

No, you totally can dive into a pile of gold and swim in it and they should definitely all try it. It works better the higher the diving board is.

“Fucking finally!”

• grasshopper after waiting 100 million years for grass to evolve

I’m almost never willing to pay current AAA game prices for a game that it’s possible I’ll be bored with after a few hours. I’d much rather spend the same amount on 3 or 4 well-reviewed indie games as the chances are I’ll get at least one game amongst them that I’ll enjoy investing my time into.

I just want games where the devs get to release the game they wanted to make without the studio enshittification microtransactions, always-online single player and so on tagged on to it.