Stupid sexy Flanders.

My mother’s name is María, so are three of my sisters. Their middle names are different though.

I can also twist my ankles like that painlessly. But I can’t touch my toes with my finger tips without bending my knees at all, best I can do is like 10 inches away.

90s dad or gen Z dude?

Mid forties and got four. 9, 11, 16 and 17.

Same. 9, 11, 16 and 17.

Unless it’s "How YOU doin’?

In the mid 90s, when I first learned about Matthew McConaughey, I did so through a magazine article about a film he was in, I saw his face in one of the pictures and I just thought it was Woody until I read his name. I was so confused at first, did Woody Harrelson change his name after getting a hair transplant or what? So, to me, them being brothers makes complete sense.

Superb.

Holy shit! He’s not even 40.

I grew up in a border town in northern Mexico. We got a bunch of the TV channels from the US town across the border. I learned English watching those American channels.

You only YOLO once.

Sin is Jetch.

Y10K.

You can also use a few drops of bleach.

Because it is easier to upgrade a streaming device than a whole-ass TV.

My kids (8 and 5) prefer to play on my PC instead of their Xbox. They claim being closer to the screen allows them to see what’s going on in the game much better.

Don’t hurt me.