I believe these lines are straight with a black hole at the centre.

Patty-cake does not reach maximum coolness at about age 9.

On Hoth, you philistine.

Yes, thank you for your humility, Shark Fucker 420.

Babies are jizz.

Don’t lie to yourself. That’s a Giga Pet and you know it.

Ahh. I understand. Nice work.

Are there not some words which contain the letters I, M or Q?

Buttflaps.

Even if GTAVI launched on PC at a normal price, it would still be worth it to wait. You can get it on sale, and the game will have been fixed, and there will even be content updates.

Patient gamers, people. Don’t even think about release dates. Early access? Advanced access? What the hell do I care? There are still NES games I should get around to.

Bro, ODST is like the best one!

If only we could do two letters. I really like Lickin Pork.

The Bestie Boys

Ooo, that’s inspiring. Maybe my answer should be Sasha…

Tank beats everything, but unfortunately it’s third-person, so I don’t think it counts.

Still I don’t know, I kinda wanna say I like the DMR better…

Good, I was really worried you weren’t going to be able to afford the lollipop-dropping scene.

This was wise. They had to create the woolly mice so that when they create the woolly mammoths, they can woolly control them.

Damn. Something finally dethroned my weiner.

Should else be big_yikes? That seems situational to me.

Trypticon maybe?