This might be just the meme I need to save my marriage.

Boys will be boys.

They just hit the second tower.

I also hate the Beatles.

I don’t see what’s surprising about it. Different people like different things, it’s no big deal.

I suppose The Man In Me would be the one exception.

That sounds truly awful, much like the music of Bob Dylan.

We coulda had a bad bitch.

How’s that cock taste?

I can’t remember the last time I experienced intense feeling of bone.

Free at last, free at last!

I’m 33, what does serving mean in this context?

If I pray real hard will Duke Energy turn my fucking power back on?

This doesn’t seem like the work of demons to me. Seems pretty on brand for your christian god, though.

He uses warming to hinder cooling.

It’s pretty good at making Satanists too.

Imagine being so vindictive that you have to invent reasons to continue being vindictive.

Macer Glaber, at your service.

You are my fire.

My mom said the same thing. Now, in my adult life, I still have all my original Pokemon cards and game cartridges, but I don’t talk to that cunt any more.