Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life.

Agree, but splurge and get one that has a water heater. No one wants cold water sprayed there.

It’s good to know I’m not the only one who gets annoyed by them.

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I was talking about this one

Just in time for the new Kurtzgesagt video about them

I mean… I’ve met Glaswegians.

That those are the only counties Americans stereotypically visit.

Which isn’t close to true.

From what I understand it’s what you drink at the family reunion once you run out of cheap beer and need to forget how bad Chicago is.

For anyone who is not from Chicago, Malort is a bitter liquor that tastes like you poured anise through a filter of mud and used motor oil.

This all reminds me of a conversation in Star Trek Deep Space 9. Season 5 episode 20

For context Quark is talking with his mother Ishka about the qualities that the leader, the Nagus, of their hyper capitalist society should have.

Quark: Of course not. He was willing to throw our entire economy into chaos just so he could grab power.

Ishka: Sounds like a true Ferengi to me.

Quark: A Ferengi, maybe, but not a Nagus. A Nagus has to be better than that. His personal greed has to reflect the public’s greed.

I saw some videos. I don’t want to have to spend the first one hundred years slowly dying while fending off the plague.

Also apparently you can’t no CB in the hre. What is life even?

I often found the correct answers in the comments of an answer

Hey now. Searching stack overflow circia 2011 to 2018 was an Art. You had to know enough to find the correct question that wasn’t deleted because a mod thought it was a duplicate of another question

That’s weird. I have my browsers set up so if I type my password all that shows up is *******

In Justice League Unlimited, he once hovered like a helicopter by spinning his arms fast enough

I say Data when I’m taking about the character, but I say data when I am talking about the information.

Sure, but how many protests legally prevent half of Congress from doing anything?

Edit: rewrite for better negation agreement.

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And in the same vein that Hozier song Too Sweet. For like a month all the Tickity Toks had those two songs as the soundtrack