He should have also lost the one eye, like if your eye lids were burnt off there is going to be definite damage to the eye itself. Looked fuckin’ rad though so he’s got that going for him.

Well I am sold, knowhatameanVern!?

Hear me out, a movie about the Son of Ernest played by John Cena.

Paulie Shore is the master of the Weaze, you might mean Weave.

Hey, remember that part I said it still made no fucking sense? I do.

The circles he may be referencing were from 2020 when corona was at its peak, Biden had a town hall or something outside and they had very few people there with everyone spread out in their own circle to socially distance if I remember correctly. Still has not a damn thing to do with Elon or Rockets, just that there were some circles in each story. But you know, he was doing the weave again so he thinks he sounded smart at least.

I’d consider myself a millennial but definitely on the earlier end and I wish there were more Mama’s Family memes. In the words of Craig from South Park “I would be so happy”.

I will throw a third hand on this pile!

I don’t know, that’s why I said I thought he was confused.

I take an Uber a few times a week to work, and usually ride home with a coworker. Yesterday on the way into work, I think my Uber driver was confused and thought I was another Uber driver because he would not shut the fuck up about all the inner workings and how he already drove for 8 hours but was gonna miss some sleep at 11 am in the morning because the app told him a ton of people needed rides right now. I had finally got him to stop talking when he realized my first stop was at Chinese food restaurant, he then proceeded to ask me a ton of questions about the food, up to and including how it makes me feel after I eat it. I understand if you are an extrovert, but my god there has to be a line where you take a hint and stfu.

Edit: looks like I got a downvote, so either my Uber driver saw this(sorry man I just don’t wanna talk), or there is a butthurt extrovert(deal with it, we deal with you) out there.

I wish the media would explain just how much money this is so the uninformed don’t just think it’s a high number. This is quite literally 17,900 stacks of 1 millions dollars each. It’s insane, but there seem to be plenty of people out there who don’t understand how large of a number this really is.

I still remember seeing this for the first time, absolute mind blower for sure back then.

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“Goes without saying, but, just in case, I disapprove of slavery.” This one fucking cracked me up haha, Even with all this craziness theOnion is still out here killing.

Edit, how was this WaPo and not theOnion?

Oh shit, good call. It’s been awhile since I heard about Jim here and I guess since they have a bit of a shared resemblance my brain just decided they were bros.

Wish we still had Chris Farley around instead of his dumbass brother…seriously this is Chris Farley’s brother.

While not exactly a traditional racing game, I always loved the Stuntman series.

There is a movie called CHILLERAMA, and it contains four short films. One of which is called Wadzilla, of you don’t mind a lot of CAMP you might find it funny.

I always loved that he asked him if he knew how many and then didn’t even provide an estimate in his haste.

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