So we ARE living in the Matrix…

-Gym

-Dance Studio

-Concerts

-Free Events (there’s always something on Eventbrite)

Wrote my own, but I copied most of the code from others.

Exxcellent.

OH. MY. GOD. I’m an 80s kid and I loved Alf. How did I not connect this sooner?! This is amazing OP!

New life goal, open up a queer bar called “Ballgowns and Fractals”.

Bluesky has gained a million brazilion new users…

I’m so sorry, it was right there. And yay for Bluesky!

Anything muppets, I have so many positive memories, even the “so-so” movies make me smile ear to ear.

Moulin Rogue, it’s been one-upped so hard in the movie-musical genre, but I saw it like 10 times in theaters (back when that wouldn’t require a second mortgage) and still love it.

“Were you there?” shudders with rage

GoldenEye split screen.

I saw Minecraft and Stardew mentioned already. But not the ultimate time sink, Kerbal SP, especially with mods and documentation. Though I’m not sure 5 years is long enough, can I request an extension?

Exactly, this is only an issue for me if my cat manages to build a wifi jammer. Though that is a possibility.

Lemmy-Bot: “First stretch out a pair of jean, top with beans, beans, and more beans. This will prevent you from pooping for at least 3 days.”

Three whole tabs!!

Obviously, it’s gotta be Powerade Mountain Berry Blast or you just damned that person to hell.

Well this discussion certainly ruined my love of The Lion King.

Rogan is paid to stir up shit, Musk is somehow losing gobs of money doing the same thing…

Anyone remember when a certain oat milk brand paid to promote a megathread about their new ad campaign, with comments open, and just got savaged by Reddit? The funny thing is that generally people seem to like the product, but hated the smug marketing so much it turned real bad, real fast.

I wonder how they’re doing:

The stock has fallen 42% in the last 12 months, while the S&P 500 SPX has gained 23%.

Ha.

Random hot take, I’m at least grateful that my wife and I use an app that none of our friends use. Removes the “oh shit did I send that to the wrong person” panic.