Nate

You’ll still get a “System problem detected!” Popup on first boot like you have been for the last 20 years though

$10 says they haven’t actually escaped anything and it’s just hallucinating a directory structure & file contents

I wrote this one ages ago to throw shopgoodwill.com items in my calendar because the times are in PDT and they don’t have any built in notification (that works)

Also made it work with govdeals but I haven’t tested that in ages so YMMV

Writes it to a Google calendar URL. I had it write to an ICS file at one point but I don’t have version control on this one file

javascript: (
    () => {
        function createItem(productTitle, date) {
            console.log(productTitle, date);
             window.open(`https://calendar.google.com/calendar/render?action=TEMPLATE&text=%24%7BproductTitle%7D&details=%24%7BproductTitle%7D @ Goodwill ${window.location}&dates=${date}/${date}`);
        }
        if (window.location.href.toString().includes("https://shopgoodwill.com/item/")) {
            try {
                let title = document.querySelectorAll(".mb-4.d-none.d-md-block.ng-star-inserted")[0].innerText;
                let headers = document.querySelectorAll("th.font-weight-bold.text-nowrap");
                let time;
                if (headers[4].innerHTML == " Handling Price: ") {
                    time = headers[5] }
                else {
                    time = headers[4]
                }
                time = time.parentElement.children[1].innerHTML.substring(0, 25) + "DT";
                console.log(headers);
                createItem(title, new Date(time).toISOString().split(".")[0].replace(/-/gi, "").replace(/:/gi, "") + "Z");
            } catch (e) {
                alert("An error occurred, check the console for full details: " + e);
                console.log(e); 
            }
        } else if (window.location.href.toString().includes("https://www.govdeals.com/index.cfm")) {
            try {
                createItem(document.querySelectorAll("#asset_short_desc_id")[0].innerText, new Date(document.querySelectorAll("tr > td[align='right'][nowrap='nowrap'] > b")[0].innerText.replace("ET", "EDT")).toISOString().split(".")[0].replace(/-/gi, "").replace(/:/gi, "") + "Z");
            } catch (e) {
                alert("An error occurred, check the console for full details: " + e);
                console.log(e);
            }
        } else {
            alert("This is not a goodwill or govdeals item page.");
        }
    })();

This isn’t YAML, this is just sparkling JSON

Back in my day we crafted racist videos by hand