From the makers of “Vibe Coding”, we present to you “Vibe foreign policy!”

Can we start a conspiracy theory that Microplastics cause Autism?

Doubt it; I don’t think a micropenis is impregnating anyone

I don’t think I’ve ever seen retail packaging for those, they usually just… Appear.

Last week: AI always uses nukes

This week: Defense dept using AI

Next week: Skynet has awakened

I’m sure you can’t do it easily, but I’m sure there will be ridiculous AI vibe-coded attempts at making it work that end in a catastrophic failure/data breach/scandal.

I don’t think there will be a DDR6. I think the AI bubble is going to pop & all these data centers will become “mainframe centers” that your minimum spec’d home terminal connects to to do all the computing for you on “Our lightning fast multi-core super computer with terabytes of memory!”

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The amount of dumb shit police get called to is astronomical. I’ve seen police respond to “kids playing loudly outside” you know… A normal things kids do?

This snowball fight probably got called in as “there’s 30 people fighting in the park!” Hangup. So of course the police have to go.

I remember getting the cops called on me as a kid for being loud outside & they played a game of 2 on 2 with me & my friend in the street before they left. I think we got louder with the cops there.

Don’t worry, you can buy a new one, but they’re still the same price…

Hades 2 & Mewgenics are my two most recent ‘Just the Game’ games.

I used to think that, then I realized I’m just okay with it.

For context, my wife was watching a video where someone mentioned Kirk & a guy in the background screamed “Dig him up & fuck his neck-hole!” That guy loves that he’s dead!

“I got caught trying to advertise for free and they want me to pay for it like everyone else!”

I think I broke my wrist reading that

Go for the chicken fries, my dude!

one of the 5 animals believed to have the capacity for sentience

I’m taking a guess and saying Dogs, dolphins, an great apes… No idea that the last one could be.

Am I on the right track?

Your Gannon snub has been noted…

Happy Birthday, Big trident Pig-Man!

I know where I live you can’t even take a phone into the courthouse; they have signs on the door and will turn you around at the metal detectors for having one. The fact that they got those glasses into the courtroom at all is a security fail at best, and feels more like a contempt of court charge.

I’m sure there’s a judge somewhere who said the same thing, and trump continues to not give a fuck.

I’ve read enough science fiction to know the beginning of a cyberpunk dystopia when I see it…

Tankie Tetrad!

(Why was this not my first thought!?)