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    Rat King

    Ah, that’s what that blue bull with yellow hair is.

    some additional details

    Gargoyle - always spawns in orthogonally (vertically or horizontally) adjacent pairs

    And they always face each other.

    Minotaur - a treasure chest always spawns in one of the 8 spaces surrounding him

    And they always face away from the chest, but turn towards it when you open the chest.

    Dragon - Defeat it to end the game with a win.

    Defeat it to get 13 gold, pick up gold to reveal crown, pick up crown to end game. But if you’re trying to collect all the gold you can, it’s OK to defeat the dragon and keep going a little.

    Romeo and Juliet

    Face each other equidistant from the center line.

    P.S. Syntax for spoiler markdown.















  • We are also hustling to streamline and reduce redundancy in how Americans’ privacy is violated. Experian breaches, dark web data brokers, unregulated social media, Chinese PLA hacking? Who has time for it all? Now, we can get this done in one fell swoop by putting every US citizen’s Social Security number on a public Google Sheet administered by the nineteen-year-old who programmed Grok’s sense of humor.

    Ugh. Isn’t satire supposed to be different from reality?

    Edit: picked my pull quote too soon:

    I promise, America will soon be the Cybertruck of countries—uglier than you could have imagined, built for rich chuds, borderline inoperable, and on fire.