Technically there’s no way to know if they hide their identity and use a voice changer, but I was mainly joking

False, child labor is illegal

Has that helped you? whenever I’m trying to find a niche problem I come across it and it tends to just reiterate the same information I already knew in a more roundabout way. Maybe I’m biased because clicking on links that don’t solve my problem tend to make me more pessimistic, but it feels to me like those sites that used to just be keyword packed lists of links to get themselves higher in the search results.

It’s way easier to explain to customers “these companies have enterprise commitments and long term support available if needed”, I realize that they all essentially run the same stuff but frankly I can’t guarantee I’m always gonna be the one supporting them and it is an added safety net for when they decide not to upgrade for an eternity. Not to mention just about every VPS provider has at least one of those two options available out of the box, they’re frankly the safe boring choices.

Redhat and Ubuntu are controversial for me. Don’t want them for desktop, but for any professional server I would choose them over any of the others (and preferably alpine for any docker containers running on them)

The key is to really make it sound like you’re telling a story, offhand jokes aren’t normally formatted like that.

"Be careful, a table accidentally lost their forks in the chicken, and I really used to like them… "

Do not give any details because in your mind it’s self explanatory what you mean. If they ask how that happened, that’s when you respond: “turns out soup is hot and wet.”

“Honey” is clearly a code name, he’s complicit!

You think Harvard teaches about the size of their own curriculum, or would the answer to that ironically be in the book on the right?

I’m just waiting for Bigfoot’s OnlyFans videos directed by Tarantino to finally leak

Good advice, but I wouldn’t trust Anker with my data refuel after their Eufy scandal

And both are data security risks.

Honestly pretty impressive for a guy with no balls.

That’s a cactus, but to answer your other question: Cacti aren’t able to connect to the internet despite looking vaguely like antennae, so it’s a decent symbol to get the point across.

Ocassionally they’ll deliver to the wrong doorstep so they’ll see a lot of confused staring followed by wandering around looking at their doorsteps wondering how to not make it look like I’m a thief

This has what romance readers crave, it’s got elEctrolYtes!

I’m not superstycious, but it is a Friday so please don’t jinx an already cursed day…

Common misconception, that’s actually a half-colon (not to be confused with semicolons or colon type-c)

No, you’re supposed to rip the button out of the wall and push it towards the exit

There hasn’t been much to my knowledge, but thanks to Asahi Linux’s efforts now Fedora ships out if the box with FEX as a solution as of last month (not sure compatibility, performance or ease of install for other distros, just reporting what I’ve heard) :
https://fedoramagazine.org/new-in-fedora-running-x86-programs-on-arm-systems/

How are you living in portrait? This feels a lot like a “how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real?” type of take