The key is to really make it sound like you’re telling a story, offhand jokes aren’t normally formatted like that.

"Be careful, a table accidentally lost their forks in the chicken, and I really used to like them… "

Do not give any details because in your mind it’s self explanatory what you mean. If they ask how that happened, that’s when you respond: “turns out soup is hot and wet.”

“Honey” is clearly a code name, he’s complicit!

You think Harvard teaches about the size of their own curriculum, or would the answer to that ironically be in the book on the right?

I’m just waiting for Bigfoot’s OnlyFans videos directed by Tarantino to finally leak

Good advice, but I wouldn’t trust Anker with my data refuel after their Eufy scandal

And both are data security risks.

Honestly pretty impressive for a guy with no balls.

That’s a cactus, but to answer your other question: Cacti aren’t able to connect to the internet despite looking vaguely like antennae, so it’s a decent symbol to get the point across.

Ocassionally they’ll deliver to the wrong doorstep so they’ll see a lot of confused staring followed by wandering around looking at their doorsteps wondering how to not make it look like I’m a thief

This has what romance readers crave, it’s got elEctrolYtes!

I’m not superstycious, but it is a Friday so please don’t jinx an already cursed day…

Common misconception, that’s actually a half-colon (not to be confused with semicolons or colon type-c)

No, you’re supposed to rip the button out of the wall and push it towards the exit

There hasn’t been much to my knowledge, but thanks to Asahi Linux’s efforts now Fedora ships out if the box with FEX as a solution as of last month (not sure compatibility, performance or ease of install for other distros, just reporting what I’ve heard) :
https://fedoramagazine.org/new-in-fedora-running-x86-programs-on-arm-systems/

How are you living in portrait? This feels a lot like a “how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real?” type of take

What else is the pencil brush for? I also turn the opacity of the eraser down to make it more accurate.

We’ll see that once McDonalds offers him a purple heart happy meal

I already paid for a year subscription before the announcement, I’m just gonna finish my course and waste their server resources before the year is up and then bail

I’m at 1935 and can confirm stockholm syndrome kicks in around the 2000th time you translate “el búho verde es mi unico amigo”, it’s nice…

My guess is if they’re already investing time and money into the software and hardware to make them functionally self operating, then why go through the extra effort to reinvent the wheel (or truck bed in this case, which would leave the engine out front) if it doesn’t directly accomplish their goal.