𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼

• student brought a bb gun to class and fired it at the japanese exchange teacher
• graduating year kids decided to “prank” a pregnant teacher by covering the stairs to her office in slippery material (eggs, iirc)
• another graduation “prank” was to let horses out of their field; they got onto train tracks and, well … no more graduation pranks
• history of teachers and staff sexually abusing students
• graveyard full of dead monks

wait this was a private catholic school nvm

APL

at least all those state actors will have to fight it out to control my system

and i have an excuse for poor application performance