Yea I need a drink

Uhhh 6? Ish?

That’s a trick question. How many pound-feet of torque did you apply to the carpet?

Shat next to a deaf guy once. Really made me think about the world.

Nothing like spending your retirement hanging around the local gas station.

I’ve heard this.

Blowies so good they caused brain damage.

I’m all for digging up the big bopper every year and crashing a plane full of his bones into a cornfield.

Bye bye Ms. Swifty, you died. Drove my Chevy to the…and so on.

Banks Lake in the US has been doing it for quite awhile too.

The Tufted Shitdick is more suited to a temperate climate but are occasionally spotted as far south as the equator.