Dawg. Insects broke away from the arthropods in the ocean and came on land in the fucking Devonian period. That makes crabs and insects about as related as you and a lobe-finned fish.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•White House adds plaques below Biden and Obama portraits calling them ‘the worst President in American history’ and ‘divisive’English
1·20 days agoWhite House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt said, “The plaques are eloquently written descriptions of each President and the legacy they left behind. As a student of history, many were written directly by the President himself.”
Lmao
Literally true
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Memes@lemmy.ml•Always remember that the democrats are right wingEnglish
45·1 month ago60 years ago, Democrats were creating Medicare, Medicaid, SNAP, and the Job Corps, passing civil rights, voting rights, and labor protection acts, and massively expanding investment in public housing and education. It’s only in the past 45 years things have really gone sideways
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pics@lemmy.world•The oasis of Huacachina, Peru nestled in an ocean of sand dunes.English
15·1 month agoWhat happens when the wind blows hard
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World News@lemmy.world•Venezuela denounces ‘colonialist threat’ as Trump orders airspace closedEnglish
4·1 month agoIt is not
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World News@lemmy.world•Venezuela denounces ‘colonialist threat’ as Trump orders airspace closedEnglish
411·1 month agoWhat’s crazy is how much deference the media continues to give this guy. Trump said in a social media post “consider Venezuelan airspace closed.” He didn’t say anything at all in an official capacity, much less take any steps to set up a no-fly zone, which is what it would take to actually close Venezuelan airspace. This is just a thought he had while he was pooping
GROCERIE SHOPPIN
Is this one of those accounts based in India we’ve been hearing so much about
Edit: No, it’s German
Do you think that this year, to save you from tears, you’ll give it to someone special?
That’s just not true though. Most of the year in the northern hemisphere, roads angled to the southwest are much worse than roads heading dead west during sunset.
There genuinely isn’t a grid design that would prevent this scenario at some point in the year
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Top posts on Lemmy have something like 10 billion upvotes, but only 7 comments.English
5·1 month agoGood question. How many upvotes does it have on your end?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Top posts on Lemmy have something like 10 billion upvotes, but only 7 comments.English
8·1 month agoI see the same, top all time post with 8112 upvotes
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Elon Musk Blames Jeff Bezo’s Ex, MacKenzie Scott for the “Decline of Western Civilization”English
6·1 month agoClickbate may be a totally different thing than clickbait
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Elon Musk Blames Jeff Bezo’s Ex, MacKenzie Scott for the “Decline of Western Civilization”English
142·1 month agoIn a shocking turn of events, tech titan Elon Musk and philanthropic powerhouse MacKenzie Scott have engaged in a heated Twitter feud that has left the internet buzzing.
This sentence is literally a lie. Musk posted a single derogatory tweet about her and then deleted it, and she said absolutely nothing in response. What a bullshit article
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World News@lemmy.world•Report: US envoy coached Putin aide on how Russian leader should pitch Trump on Ukraine peace planEnglish
24·1 month agoFrom Wikipedia:
In 2018, Witkoff opposed sanctions against Russia for its occupation of Crimea.
Witkoff has praised Russian president Putin and has appeared to support Russian government claims about its war against Ukraine. He said that Russia’s invasion of Ukraine was “not necessarily” started by Russia, that NATO had a significant role in provoking the conflict, and that most Eastern Ukrainians want to live under Russian rule.
I’m going to go out on a limb and say none of those clearly printed suggestions were written on that extremely course wooden telephone pole
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Technology@lemmy.world•AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet — And Thanksgiving Dinner | Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible picturesEnglish
15·1 month agoSearch engine algorithms drove people to write stories before recipes, unfortunately. Pages that just had recipes were deprioritized
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Technology@lemmy.world•AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet — And Thanksgiving Dinner | Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible picturesEnglish
21·1 month agoI watch chefs on YouTube demonstrate techniques, and then make recipes up as I go based on the ingredients I have available (This does not work for recipes that require exact measurements, like breads). Finding recipes through search engines has been a nightmare for a looong time.
Also - Madhur Jaffrey and America’s Test Kitchen cookbooks. Both go into detail on techniques you can bring forward into all your cooking. Madhur Jaffrey taught me how to cook Indian food and it’s amazing



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