The Onion manages to fool me again.

Vibe judging.

me_irl

Once I know its something I’m interested in I go back to the beginning. I’m still somewhere in 2019 in Behind the Bastards. They were so hopeful then . . .

Here we go again. The Onion turning from Satire to Seer.

His grave just another popular rest stop.

This Federal Government has shown that they have no regard for “the law”, therefore they have no right to anything.

Earlier today I read an article about ChatGPT getting trounced by Chess on the Atari 2600 at the beginner’s setting.

This is the vengeful side.

This is great but I think Elon’s boobs are bigger IRL

Just wait til your 40s

“In his country” suggests he’s an immigrant. This means he too, is an immigrant right? How does he resolve this hypocrisy?

Duh, because he’s one of the good immigrants.

Quick! Someone explain Citizens United to Trump and how it will allow Elon to get away with this!

I searched for Arby’s Pulled Pork earlier to see if it was a limited time deal (it is, though I didn’t see an end date–and yes, they’re pretty decent). Gemini spit out some basic and probably factual information about the sandwich, then showed a picture of a bowl of mac and cheese.

You can’t go wrong with your dick in a box.

Tax burdens for billionaires

Lets reach a compromise. Impeach Trump (successfully) and then take away SpaceX from Elon. That way things would be fair.

One of the major outlets headline is “The two worst people in the world are finally having a big, beautiful breakup”

He’s also wearing a spacex shirt there.

This one is the most entertaining in a while.