Mission accomplished.

Schrodinger’s Bug

I mean . . . I still do this on my own stuff. If I’m interested in optimizing for speed I’ll do it as #ifdef instead of if ()

Ahh, the C pointer debugging section.

Yeah but it was our democracy, damn it.

Just hand it over to the apes.

Oh wait, we did.

I can’t wait for the Russian troll farm employees to get drafted.

That’s the scary part. Maybe there are some competent people back there this time.

Jed: Yeah but one’s a worman!

He’s burning it to the ground to try to get Trump elected.

The results of this election should look like those rigged Central American dictatorship elections. So ashamed that so many of my fellow Americans can’t get the mental health help they obviously need.

NGL it’s kind of refreshing when a scientist says “We don’t know.”

“Death Star Superlaser”

Woah woah woah I’m all about getting pegged but I draw the line at chores.

Positively geriatric in the lifespan of memes and social media posts.

Old but good, and true. It’s a good thing the right is so batshit crazy right now, it’s the only thing holding us together.

The 6,000 years comes from the lineage of Jesus as set down in the Bible with names and ages of those in his genetic line.

“After extensive beta testing we have decided to shelve this project. It just wasn’t working.”

How did the matter that constitutes the universe come into being? What was the single point that signifies the beginning of time? What set time in motion? Will time continue after the death of the universe?

None of it is worth trying to wrap our tiny little monkey brains around as far as I’m concerned. Go have a pint and listen to music that makes you happy.

Oh yeah, well were you there 4.5 billion years ago to see this so-called uranium 238?!?

Check mate, science!