Too late, Onion

Hell, surprisingly, still has room for these fuckers.

Did he have to notify local authorities and residents before his visit or does the UK not have the same child predator laws as the US?

VPN companies hearing the distant cha-chinging of cash registers.

Was operation successful? Whatever it takes, man.

I would argue that being a bad one even has its challenges.

Fuck*ss child? President Trump and friends would like to know where you’re hanging out.

BREAKING - A receipt from Midas was found in Tyler Robinson’s glove box with a hand written note about some kind of Trans Mission. More on this important story as it develops.

According to Fox News he loved fat trans.

Have they figured out a way to make AI sound that dumb? Truly, we are cooked.

Its crazy what people leave behind on those things.

BREAKING - A private investigator hired by JD Vance has uncovered evidence that Tyler Robinson very likely encountered a trans person on multiple occasions while playing online video games. More on this important story as it develops.

Trump is cancer.

My marriage in a nutshell.

Can I use this?

Yes my “girls who can get it” to “got it” ratio works out to something like my odds of winning the next billion dollar powerball.

After reading Tate’s Wikipedia page about his crimes, he should’ve probably been the one to take a bullet. Jesus fucking Christ what a monster.

There’s time for all things under the sun.

Taint is probably still in some east european country trafficing underage girls.

Shouldn’t Andrew Taint be on the hunt for the little people who stole his precious?

People of any political leaning should be anti-fascist, to be honest. I think the point is that he was brought up with ‘republican values’ and taught how to use guns as a child.