You can, but you only get GW brand paints and bushes (at full price). No wet pallete either, have fun with the paint skin.

me with my snake

You have some random QA Testers to thank for that!

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Is this AI generated code?

She’s a long sandwich???

In some sense, Powerwolf. The only concert I ever went to, I was really surprised to learn that apparently I hate concerts and will never go to one again.

Nono, it feeds me comfortably, I’m just really into saving up since I want to own an apartment one day and I’d definitely be annoyed at having to feed an extra person with no prior notice.

We’d get along fine, but feeding two people on one salary will definitely be annoying (my job has a non-competition clause where I can’t pick up a second job in the same field), and getting enough adhd meds for the both of us will be impossible due to strict regulations here.

One of us still could bring value to the household by being the designated bangmaid though

Colloquially, the word “robot” always implies a certain amount of anthropomorphism. So no, I don’t think a vibrator would count, as basically no vibrators on the market try to look human-like.

But that definitely is a weird difference between male and female sexuality - the sex toys women buy most are the very effective and utilitarian ones: Vibrator wands, Rabbits, Air pulse Vibrators etc.

While the most popular tools for men tend to focus on “realism”(?): Fleshlights, Sex Dolls, things like VR and POV porn. And I guess sex robots would fall into that category too in the future.

I can absolutely see the weirdness-factor of someone who is desperately trying to emulate a partner rather than just accept masturbation as a solo activity and optimize it from there 😬

Pushing directly to main on a friday at 6pm ☺️

Even better, imagine being a 35-year old streamer with a kid, and other parents at the preschool ask you about your job.

(Spoiler: some really good anecdotes come from that, see Northernlion)

Okay but lowkey Spongebob would be kind of an awesome person to date? Generally kind, hard working and silly are more than most people bring to the table

With my partner, we usually gift time/knowledge. As in, one person wants to buy something but doesn’t have the time/expertise to read up it and find the perfect thing. So the other hops in and does the research for them.

This valentine’s my partner helped me decide on a new gaming keyboard, while I got him a custom web domain and email setup.

So maybe if there’s a thing you’ve been meaning to research/buy, let your partner do it as a gift?

Oh god, mom is one of those project managers that sets up way too many Teams meetings

It’s a great strategy, but exclusively for software engineering. Weird tech bros who want to run the world like a software company inherently don’t understand that fact.

He was pressuring his employees to go faster with testing and development, as their competitor (I believe it was Synchron) got approved for human trials way faster.

Well, “move fast and break things” isn’t really a good mindset while performing animal trials, and after about 1500 deaths, many due to botched and rushed brain surgery, the research facility actually got audited for animal cruelty allegations (which happens SO rarely because the law basically allows anything when you say it’s “research”). Vox article

Already got one thanks

Can’t tell, must be some sort of japanese animal. Tanuki?

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