My first thought when I see one of those “Look out! There’s a SUBTLE double meaning you might not get!” headers on content that very much isn’t subtle or hard to understand is always, that the OP is just very, very dumb and assumes everyone else is too.

Buy a second hand hand phone off craigslist and pay in cash. It will be way less traceable to you.

Holy shit, it actually works!

There’s no rule saying that a snake can’t write Javascript

We call each other “baby love” sometimes, because we saw a guy on 90 day fiance call their partner that and it was so cringe-inducing that we started saying it ironically. Somewhere down the line that irony kinda faded though…

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Starving snake asking for just one more rat

Under articles discussing that, I saw a lot of jokes about ‘uwu’ being written on the casing, so I created this meme and posted it in c/lemmyshitpost ironizing over dumb misinfo without even thinking someone would think it’s real.

Dang, now that we know the actual engravings it’s pretty funny how close that was.

Eh, I see no reason to switch to a dumb phone, because I don’t think I’m that bad with my current phone. My main User profile on GrapheneOS is pretty minimal when it comes to apps, it’s mostly messaging, banking, navigation, workout and music (I should probably move Lemmy and Pixelfed to a different profile, but they both have pretty little potential for scrolling for too long since the new content is naturally limited).
The only game on this profile is the one I’m developing as a hobby project lol

All the annoying Apps (Secondary Email, Amazon, Aliexpress, Linkedin, Smartlife, Grocery store coupon apps etc) are banished to a secondary profile that has no permission to run in the background or send any notifications.

Yeah, it’s called “be pleasant as long as you get something out of it” 😎

Well only one of them has a confirmed Github account, no point in talking to the others.

That would be very America

They were also very clearly rigging the votes in the last Eurovision by having an online campaign aimed at making people vote for them (advertising like that is forbidden by Eurovision rules)

Truly the hero we deserve 🫡🇨🇱

His apology video included the line “I loved Charlie Kirk, he taught me things about Jesus that I didn’t even know myself”
It’s so fucking funny

Gotta commit to the bit and bang this guy 🤷

Based on the close up of the shooting, it looks like he got shot right in the corrotid artery,

There are two carotid arteries. Based on the footage, it looks to me like only his left carotid artery got hit. It would make sense because bullets make a way bigger hole when exiting than they do when entering.
I don’t think anyone, no matter how skilled they are, would be aiming to do that. It’s way more likely to be a failed headshot or shot to the torso.

It’s beautiful and very handy, if you use it exactly like they want you to! Getting it to play nice with custom components is so fiddly though ;_;

Ooh, that explains why my package from Paris was delayed yesterday. Fair enough, I’m not even mad about it!

Godspeed! I can’t even handle Tailwind yet since I’m so used to MaterialUI’s stupid styling system. Gotta break out of those proprietary systems and rawdog CSS one day, but today is not that day yet…