piss colored slop

Tfw you ask her for nudes but she sends her node_modules folder

Also: what’s inside the calendar? Nfts?

Realistically, it’s the same crappy chocolate that is in every calendar of this format. Pretty sure they’re all from the same factory and just have different pictures on them

I saw a cool video recently where a guy made a file that could be read as image, video, pdf and some other formats simultaneously! It’s a pretty neat demonstration of this concept.

https://youtu.be/o7qx-wgl3jo

Unironically, that might be the way. I used to have UTIs like every few months and now that I think about it, I haven’t had one since going vegan in January.

It’s not that Hamburg doesn’t have public toilets, but Hamburg is known for the “Reeperbahn” - a street lined with bars (I think the American equivalent to it would be something like Bourbon Street in New Orleans?). People go there to get wasted off their asses and no matter how many public restrooms you put up there, they will piss wherever.

(There’s also an amazing documentary series about the Supermarket on that street and the characters that visit it)

TCP => Tasty Crunchy Plastic

ooh, hamburger as in, ground meat? For me a hamburger is always the round puck of meat between buns, makes more sense if it’s just the generic name for the meat itself!

Sorry, I’m European, could someone explain what Hamburger Helper actually is?? I’ve heard the brand name before and assumed it was just some kind of seasoning powder for making hamburgers, but this image looks more like it’s more like powdered sauce base for a whole range of random meals?

Seems about right! But like any other country, we also do the “quote old internet videos” humor. One of my current favourites from that genre is the one where a Grandma calls the Police to ask whether there was rain last night
You don’t even need an english translation to understand why it is hilarious

- “Oh, DNS issue?” “Yup.”

(DNS has been around since 1983)

They’re like 1/3 neck 2/3 torso! You can actually kinda see where the neck turns into the torso because of the difference in thickness, I marked it with a green arrow here:

It’s a lot easier to see in person though since the chest moves when they breathe so you can be sure that’s where the lungs start.

I’m built like the left girl and would do terrible violence to anyone who called that chubby 🤷

Samesies! My partner isn’t vegan, so whenever I’m buying food for him, I just so happen to pull it a bit too quick over the self-checkout scanner so I guess it doesn’t scan, oops 🥺

I will take spiders over moths any day tbh

Baguetteus sounds more greek tho :(

God gets offended over Pronouns? What a snowflake smh my head

Ooh I had that before, but that was when the heater repair technicians messed with the water pressure and my bidet got an unexpected powerup

Fair, there probably isn’t any correlation, I’d just like to believe that I’m smart because I’m good at saving 😆 Although my last IQ test (during my Adhd evaluation last year) wasn’t much over 110 anyways, so I don’t even count as smart on paper haha

Does the shelf just look weird or is this actually unrefrigerated? Something about that fundamentally terrifies me for some reason…