Tucker Carlson’s dogs were responsible for nuclear technology?

Bad puppers!

OR an unbiblical cord?

Lister: “Rimmer, death isn’t the handicap it used to be in the olden days. It doesn’t screw your career up like it used to.”

Rimmer: “That’s what they say, Lister, but if you had two people coming for a job and one of them was dead, which one would you pick?”

Lister “It depends which is better qualified.”

Rimmer “Bullpats. When was the last time you saw a dead newsreader?”

Lister “Channel 27 had a hologram reading the news.”

Rimmer “Oh. Groovy, funky Channel 27. Big smegging deal. You livies hate us deadies.”

I see what you did there.

Of course, if you outlaw kids, only outlaws will have kids.

With the different distros of Linux, do different things support different distros? Like Zoom is support on Arch but not Mint, and Steam is supported in Mint but not Arch; or if an app supports Linux, it is on all distros? And if there is differences, do you have different partitions for different types of Linux?

Time is running for Harris to break with Biden ON ANYTHING. You saw a jump in poll numbers between Biden and Harris because people thought she would be different. Every interview she gives saying “I am the status quo” pushes her numbers back to Biden.

If anyone can survive the AI text apocalypse, it is wikipedia. They have been fending off and regulating article writing bots since someone coded up a US town article writer from the 2000 census (not the 2010 or 2020 census, the 2000 census. This bot was writing wikipedia articles in 2003)

In a statical job applying world, if everyone had a ln equal chance of landing a job (which isn’t the case, but it makes the math easier), you would, on average, have to apply to as many positions as the average number of applicants that apply to the positions your are applying to.

So if each TRUE job opening has 10 people apply to it, you have to apply to 10 jobs (plus a bunch of false postings) to get a job.

If each true job opening has 10,000 people apply to it, you have to apply to 10,000.

Less of a quip, more of a UN definition.

When a non-state actor does it, it is terrorism. When a state actor does it, it is called war crimes.

Wow Platinum? Isn’t that Warcraft’s new gold-for-money currency?

Maybe they switched gender … because their mom doesn’t let them eat sugar!

Because they never thought people would attack it. When it was built, attacks were bombs on busses, not hypersonic missles shot from Iran.

CS probably has some sort of skin money-laundering bots in it. I would see it more as a financial vector and less of a game if that were true.

Israel’s war cry!

Jony Ive? No disassemble?

I hate it when I go to full screen and one of my (100s of) tabs has a youtube short that thinks “Oh, time to start playing again!”

Now I’ll have paused tabs start making noise and I won’t be able to find it until the ad is over.

The daily show put it best: Maybe Trump should put a WALL around his golf course if he wants to be safe.

I feel like there should just be an organization of countries that are not Israel or on the UN security counsel. The United Small Nations. Then they could just do things without everything they propose getting vetoed.

Just ask: If Hezbollah did it to Israelis, what would you call it?