It’s not the speed, it’s the acceleration that kills you. Or deceleration, if you’re unlucky.

Why isn’t the first option?

Wasn’t she on YCDTOTV?

Pong.

I don’t know. I don’t read Le Monde.

Did you get anything good at the grocery store?

If don’t have your travel credit card, you’ll miss out on points while escaping.

Don’t you ever just get the urge to keep on driving and never go back?

Wasn’t there some conspiracy theory that the Irish are the lost tribe of Israel?

Next after that, Boston and NYC declare independence.

As if mandarins weren’t expensive enough.

How long before the first Sleepshop opens?

Well, I mean, as long as you made enough to afford the engagement ring.

Exactly what I thought. I’d love to sit a young person today in front of that blank blue screen with the blinking cursor. Now, I have to go take my pills before bed.

Our restroom light has a 15 minute timer. Sucks when you have IBS and no one comes in during that time.

How will this work at an enterprise level? I can absolutely say that the company I work for cannot allow that kind of information to be harvested. Our clients would have a conniption. I also can’t see our cyber security insurance covering that.

You can thank Sen. Joe Lieberman for the killing of a public option. Also, https://www.huffpost.com/entry/debunking-the-myth-obamas_b_1929869 .

Has anyone found that they have become more sensitive to the sun as they’ve gotten older?

Nightshade

I’m surprised this was published in Foreign Policy.