Why does it matter? Trump ignores the constitution regularly.

Oh no don’t make papa Elon cry.

“Polarized”? I can’t recall anything since 9/11 that has united left and right as much as this event.

Oh, you mean polarized the rich from the poor.

I don’t doubt things are going very well for him. He’s out of jail, hitting the links, and bribes are pouring in.

Legends.

He certainly tried.

That’s how to run a country.

This isn’t sports, or even a parliamentary system. You don’t have to just accept whoever “your” party nominates.

Running the country like a business.

Fuck everyone who voted for him. This is on you.

He knows exactly what he’s doing. Running a protection racket.

Trust what? That he’s corrupt and this is a mafia-style shakedown?

Wow, thanks, AI! Brilliant as always. Time to glue cheese to my pizza.

Nothing can penetrate his laminated face.

Running America like one of his businesses.

“It contains potassium benzoate.”

“…”

“That’s bad.”

“Can I go now?”

Oh no how unfortunate.

Ramen.

So, what about Russia’s foreign agent registration laws? Paranoia and intellectual inferiority?

Oh wow, who would’ve guessed Russia was negotiating in bad faith?