My spouse’s parent was British but fortunately didn’t raise them that way.

Try Arch, BTW.

Yes

You’re welcome

No

No

No

The thought is nice but sometimes guests did things that created inconveniences. I’d prefer it if customers let us take care of it ourselves.

Please don’t put your straw wrapper or paper napkins in your drink cup. I can pour the ice/liquid into the drain but have to fish out the soggy paper bits.

I love naps too

Some shit whip with both hands

this election is not good for our health

I was wondering if it was Ozempic. thank you for sharing.

Tajikistan sounds lame

I assume it was mango/coconut flavored candy.

Service workers work on both of those days, so the working class lose either way.

Must be uncomfortable to walk with an elephant’s trunk in your pants

That’s not pork, it’s bacon!

Knowledge is power

What a furry chest!

Construction workers don’t usually work at night