You must gather your congregation before venturing forth!

It’s colossally stupid.

It’s called a patina, and it’s an intended side-effect of repeated use that increases performance.

White: ✋

Transparent: 👈

This was 16-year-old me with The 13th Warrior. Thought it was pretty good. I have never watched it again, so I wonder if today’s me would say the same.

Can you please tell your entire generation to get it together worldwide? That’d be great, thanks.

Leaving this here just in case: /s

Definitely better than nothing, I just think researchers should more liberally give credit where it’s due, and although things are changing, I still see lots of people treat authorship like it’s some precious commodity.

Senior professor: Your work was instrumental in getting this published, and we think your efforts should be rewarded.

The reward: 👍

This guy peer-reviews.

Ortographobia.

systemd is a great operating system, it just lacks a decent text editor.

Don’t pull it too far, though, or else it’ll flip on its back and go nowhere.

That’s hilarious. I just love how AI is basically like a 6-year-old who weaves his favorite new expressions into everything without fully understanding what they mean.

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out!

If you’re having proportion of explained variance problems I feel bad for you son,
I got ninety nine problems but a fit ain’t one.

(⌐■_■)

I think there’s still a difference between describing a concept in a way laypeople would understand and describing it using plain English. The latter is what I consider good scientific writing.

Is it really science, if it doesn’t sound like something Neil deGrasse Tyson would say to himself for 30 minutes straight in front of his bathroom mirror?

I think you’re asking for a kind of nuance that most Info Warriors are unable to provide.

Up next on Info Wars: “They’re turning the mosquitoes gay!”

They should just run with it and branch out into other types of bewildered animal pastries.