It pays off in the moment but then you die to death the next day.

(A girl is born)
Doc: BRING FORWARD THE LARGEST BOW.

This could be us but you clownin.

We need more militant soup activists.

This is by a wide margin one of the most hard hitting sandwiches to ever play the game.

It’s classic slug politics where they throw their weight around on the international stage.

Slug diplomat makes agreement with ant diplomat.
Ants carry away salt.
Slugs share jam.
OP unwittingly made bug super alliance.

Some say they’re feisty, but I think they work great as a team.

If someone enjoys something I say let them enjoy it. Seems like an interesting combination but not something I need to go out and try immediately.

You guys said no mustaches! Oh come on!

Hungry with itchy eyes? Deep fried chicken with the sensational flavor of Allegra is here for you.

See the problem is you’re using logic and reason backed up by facts. They need to hear loud buzzwords from talking heads.

The Denny’s waitress rolled her eyes when I asked which wine pairs best with the chicken strips.

Anal is now first base.

You know who we should use as a Jesus model? Jeff in accounting.

I think the problem is we don’t have huge ol crickets that are lobster sized. Otherwise you’d have Red Locust and all you can eat grasshopper legs.

Is this the dog that looks through windows desperately at their ex?

Did you know you can just buy these in the store? Like you don’t need a realtor or anything!

AI, you’ve always been the caretaker of the Overlook hotel.

One will gently clean, and the other will turbo scrub.