Fuckin hell I want to live in this timeline.

I am NOT going to vote this election. Thank you very much!

/also not an American

It’s you.

Or just install one of those distros and keep money for yourself?

Check Fedora Atomic. It’s pretty much an install and forget system (with auto upgrade enabled)

Using Fedora Atomic is like having a dedicated team of fedora engineers manage your system and you only have to mess with your desktop settings.

What came first? Chicken or egg?

It doesn’t say if the question is about “chicken egg” but only egg

Otherwise the question would be:

What came first? Chicken or chicken egg?

You can hear it scream.