They team up with the Jews on the giant space laser thing?

Hey buddy! I came to post that video!

I know what is happening. I know why it is happening. My brain is still screaming at the feather to slow down.

I know we evolved to handle ethanol, but thought it was a recent thing, since the invention of beer. Weird.

Yes, I understand we didn’t evolve from chimps.

Among other things, I was in charge of on and offboarding and buying IT gear. HR basically told me if the employee won’t return the laptop we just have to suck it up. I may be misremembering, but legally speaking, we gave them the gear, no matter what paperwork they signed. And in no case would it pay to so much as begin legal action.

And no, we don’t want the monitors. Just not worse the hassle and shipping.

I was always on the front lines of dealing with software vendors and I was just fine setting up a call. Now if the website wouldn’t give me so much as basic info and pricing, denied.

Related, one night I spend an hour researching bulk sandbag prices. Found ONE site that displayed my cost, no “call for pricing”.

The number of people addressing this post as serious advice is troubling.

Laughing when I got to “Close your mouth”!

I play a pretty good straight-man, but he nails it. Take me more than one take to spit that with a straight face.

Media literacy not only fails the conservatives.

Well, we did get worldwide protests out of that event. And now “woke” is a bad word. Go figure.

LOL, no list. I just grew up in a white-bread Presbyterian church, know the Bible well enough to argue, if not exact chapter and verse.

No way we colonize space or smaller rocks until we invent artificial gravity, which I don’t think is possible. Even spin “gravity” comes with a nauseous Coriolis force unless the station is huge and you’re on the outer edges.

Luna is a death trap, no magnetosphere, radiation soaked, and the fine dust would make asbestos look like lung candy.

Much the same for Mars. No radiation protection, fine dust clogging everything.

And your point? Of course they needed a pretext and this turned out to fit the bill. Roll the propaganda machine!

Russian farmer walks into the kitchen with a pig under his arm.

“Look at this pig I must fuck!”

Babushka: “Filthy peasant! Fucking animals!”

“Was talking to pig.”

LOL, he’s too dumb to understand he’s being played. I was shocked when he spoke against Putin playing him! Someone must have whispered in his ear.

Disgusted as I am, and wishing the international community would make us Americans pariahs, that just doesn’t play. More than ever, we’re economically dependent on each other. A foreign government can’t simply tell the largest economic engine on Earth to fuck off.

Once our eventual fall from economic grace gets bad enough, alliances realign, then they can tell us to fuck off, not before then. It’s just history man!

LOL wut? It’s the perfect thing to say. They’re playing this for all the propaganda they can squeeze. Meanwhile, liberals be like, “But this is obvious bullshit!”

They’ve created a perfect “us vs. them” litmus test. If I wore a “Charlie Kirk: Single shot through the engine block!” T-shirt in my little hick town, I would be challenged, escalating to threat. And it would end with someone getting shot.

We’re playing fair while they cheat their ass off, in front of god and everyone. Calling out the hypocrisy is useless. We need propaganda of our own. Problem is, people like me, and presumably you, have a hard time lying for social or economic gain.

Acquaintance from high school married a preacher man, “met” him on FaceBook. Very intelligent and well educated man. His doctorate in divinity is real, he worked for it, absolute expert. His arguments were well crafted and we loved poking each other. Plus, we were both hot pepper fanatics and growers. :)

Here’s the point: That’s the only Christian I’ve met in life that could actually debate Biblical views. I can turn most of them into a raging, spitting, cursing mess with a dozen questions, and they almost never engage for the whole dozen.

Guess I should include my best friend. He was a conservative Southern Baptist, very angry when I announced I had turned to atheism, though he was fine with me as a deist. LOL, I corrupted that fucker. Now he’s an atheist, liberal, and supports gay rights. But again, he’s an exception. His best traits are that he’s intelligent, way more so than I, and best yet, he can admit he’s wrong and is willing to examine his beliefs. Exceptions proving rules and whatnot.

This is why the fascists are winning. They know how to play the propaganda game. Libs would have shit bricks if we tried to politicize the murder and attempted murder of the Minnesota state lawmakers.

We’re beyond playing fair and taking the high road, Democrats still playing the game from a decade past. And fucking losing.

Fucking hate shit like this.

BURN!

Well, uh, could I see the reply.

NO!

Single shot through the engine block!