Is it a fake sick leave if I need a one day break to fix my mental health? I don’t think so.

haha, I also got some points in school for knowing that Lutetia is Paris, which I also found out by reading Asterix

I see, maybe there are different types then. Mine are for an actual baby.

I’m looking at a package of wet wipes right now and it says “99% water” on them

It’s not about your bandwidth, it’s about YouTube’s bandwidth. You probably don’t care, but for them it adds up to a lot

Overnight security guard

This would be impossible for me to do. Not because physics, but because I would just eat them