Just say you took a year off to watch game shows and jerk off.

Verified. Officer picked up job in neighboring precinct.

Got my first real sex thing
Out behind the five and dime
She sucked until my dick was red
Was the summer of “69”

Last night i dreamt of some bagels.

Young girl with eyes like potatoes

What? It’s not wrapped up like a douche?

And if it was war she wouldn’t wear much more.

You’re right. We shouldn’t make jokes at their expanse.

Over on /conservative it’s Biden’s fault he has to annihilate a civilisation

That style of architecture is called modern pedophile pagoda.

Dump the bitch

We don’t live under it, we just prefer to listen to it.

Your ass doesn’t get looser over time unless you’re doing something to it or with it

MB is becoming the Cadilac now: a marque associated with older generation. This time of gen x who worshipped them

A federal judge appointed by President Donald Trump issued a sharply-worded opinion

Holy shit. That’ll teach em

This is the way.

Didnt realize you can make vodka from cucumbers.

Ba dum tis!

It wouldnt fly because all those people want to date a 10.

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Wow. Now that’s a strongly worded letter.