Dogs are for people who need the validation and esteem boost of a subservient creature: beta males, empty nesters, people with needful maternal instincts, boss wannabees.

Cats are for people who want a a friendship based on equality and mutual respect.

It’s 2026, far past time to retire the tired trope that cats are cold and uncaring.

Dog People: “I want a child”
Cat People: “I want a friend”

I don’t think showing your balls would help

What’s your plan to appease your corporate masters?

When you expect more (bam bam), from a litre.

Theyre going to use distilled water so it’s ok.

Why would you want a 1/3 pounder when you can have 1/4 pounder

Everything

Same. But it’s an ugly UX. I liked keepassxc UX better.

Judging by your pictures I’d say yes.

What’s going to happen when ai takes control of your mom’s bluetooth vibrator?

Here’s my philosophy:

If it’s something I can’t control then it’s not worth worrying about.

If it’s something I can control then it’s not worth worrying about.

Did you know that the “H” stands for Howard? It was a custom in the Christ family for middle names of all the boys to be Howard.

Not sure about “everything”, but plenty of password managers are.

Baaaaaaa.

Nobody’s going to be wearing uniforms. Who ya gonna shoot?

“My small contribution to evil is meaningless “. Gotcha.

R*tarded trump supporters

Doin’ god’s work.

Louisiana is the anus of the USA.

Just say you took a year off to watch game shows and jerk off.