Der Reichs Fürer?

When some narc on the internet would say “no homo”, I liked to hit them back with a “yass homo”. Or “homo where?”

BuT iT wAs HiS tUrN!

If you see someone shoplifting food killing CEOs, you ain’t seen shit.

Hover-round hover-round -round

Didn’t trump claim he could shoot someone in the streets of New York and get away with it? Maybe it was him.

Would the CEO have lived if he had had a gun?

Hoist the sales!

I thought that was implied.

Some would argue that to feel like a man is to feel pain.

No! Perfection every time! Especially the first time.

At this point, I’m not even sure what it feels like to be human.

\m/

Menopause is going to be her karma.

How dare you hide your information from them! The nerve!

“Your data collection into Gmail only! No into chic fila app!”

He can’t take it on the chin.

Yeah… I don’t care. I watch a movie and accept it for what it is. If I’m entertained for a few hours, great. If not, meh. I don’t need critical opinion.

I mean, that’s why I’m still here.

Mine want a two way conversation. And I have stuff to do.