They are pay-to-win where I am, can be just you in your 2014 v10 expedition as long as you pay the $5.50 a mile toll.

Have to start scaring the public with “ev bad” stories so banning them will be a more supported option.

So, now he is importing criminals? What kind of deal would a drug cartel strike with the White House?

“We will let you have asylum in the states for an unlimited supply of top shelf, premium cocaine.”

Edit: read the article first. It’s still ironic…

Ok, so what are we doing about this? Let’s write some strongly worded letters.

I’ll take them ALLLLL off your hands for $3.50.

Solve it like the French

Hot take, “Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy”. The radio play, books and 80s bbc show were not represented very well at all. They missed well over 75% of the jokes, Mos Def and Zooey Deschanel added nothing to it, and they added plots and scenes, I think just to get more “blockbuster actors” in, that ruin the original story of the radio play. Sam Rockwell, Alan Rickman/Warwick Davis and Bill Nightly were the highlights. One of the few movies I wish they would remake.

His face is fucking obscene. It should be banned nationwide.

Yes, yes, dumb American can’t tell his languages apart, I know. Insert foot in mouth.

Farfignewton!

Half the fediverse is German evidently. Besides, memes are supposed to be universal anyways, extended beyond language.

Still wish there was some “universal translator”, my German is ruuuuuuusty.

Now we just need these things in some beans

They are having an argument on where the golf course and day spa go.

“Warning Will Robinson! Danger!”

I personally have the opinion that if they did stand up and stop this, they would find more support than threats. Thanks everyone for electing spineless representatives in this trying time.

“Just tighten your belt bro. Just buy two dolls bro. It’s just a little bit of pain for the orange god-king bro.”

Myanonamouse? With BitTorrent and gluten through a vpn, could be done with docker in a low end VPS relatively easily

“Everyone else gets one doll, I get golden statues and parades, because I am the greatest and you guys are so selfish and greedy for wanting more then one doll, that’s like taking a golden calf from my back patio, and that would just make me so angry, because I am the greatest, that’s why I get all the dolls for my birthday parade. Suffer for me, and I’ll make sure you don’t suffer as my boot is on your neck”

“Hey hey, Tim Messenger of the Sanford Citizen. What is your perfect Sunday morning?”