Probably a bit like Dr Frankenstein, watching his monster lurch down the hill towards the village.

And tardigrades, just to give you the warm fuzzies.

Not a fan of it.

People who complain about snowflakes are snowflakes.

…I don’t know what that makes me, for pointing out that people who complain about snowflakes are snowflakes.

Are you sure that America aren’t America’s enemies?

That appears to be an actual paramilitary force.

It’s not just me, right? Other people can see it too?

They kinda suck for driving though, because they don’t turn dark inside a car.

I take 'em off. The inside of a building is glare-free enough.

I believe your break finished two minutes ago, now go help Aaron clean up the vomit in aisle 9.

Is it draining your will to live? Then it’s doom scrolling.

Once upon a time people would have thought it was crazy to try controlling how someone interacts with your content on the internet.

I don’t remember anyone asking if we were okay with changing that.

I think you mean survivorship bias favours the bold.

I happen to like these bones! I grew them myself.

My wife and I always wanted to visit the US for Gencon. We were making plans for next year. Now we’re thinking it might be nice to see the architecture in Warsaw instead.

I learn current slang just to use it wrong. Nahmean, cringe?

I might be okay with specific use cases, but overall no. Why do we need to invent users? Users are a thing that already exists. This is a solution desperately hunting for a problem.

I was watching a Brad Williams clip where he talked about humping John Stamos’ leg.

Looking up an electricity pylon’s skirt.

They’ve always got evidence that they’re going to show us… soon.

Not today.

But soon.

They can’t say when.

Only that it’ll be soon.

Soon.

I’d prefer if Lemmy didn’t adopt the ‘divorce him/her, hit the gym, lawyer up’ rubber stamp comment.